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<​/​Nerd (less than nerd)

by John Fettes

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Less Than Nerd

I could be your superman if you would be my Louis Lane
You could call me Peter Parker if i could call you Mary Jane
Swinging through the city tops, faster than a speeding train
My love is like a bullet - or a healthy dose of Novocaine.
You can call me hulk when im smashin on that bowl-
Gotta little whiskey in my throat- and I'm about to loose control
Hell yeah I'm the Flash man! Faster than the Batman
I'll Kick! Bam! Pow! that pussy make you think your ass was lagging


I've got a nerdy feeling, down in my less than three
3.5 is my birthright, a 20 sided destiny
You've got me rolling spot checks baby
For my own sanity
less than three is my burden
The cake's a fallacy

I'm Inspector Gadget with tricks no kicks no baggage.
With a go go go go go go go sparking tree like magic
Mana low~ When I'm all tapped out I feel burnt out
Calling up my wizard hope my wiz will help me out
I'm elastic Mr. Fantastic~ stretched so thin with no money on my plastic
But I'm untouchable highly unfuckable.
try to cross me ~ Johnny Storm~ I'll go combustible
I could be your space boy if you would be my earth girl.
Stepping out a blue box right into a new world
Haters try to bring it. no need to act our hardest
Come and take my hand we'll go hotbox in the T.A.R.D.I.S


I've got a nerdy feeling, down in my less than three
3.5 is my birthright, a 20 sided destiny
You've got me rolling spot checks baby
For my own sanity
less than three is my burden
The cake's a fallacy

When the sky starts clouding over and Bowser's on a mission
He creeps into my crib snags my girl out of the kitchen
I'll rise to occasion like a nerd to long division
Eat some shrooms~ hit those pipes~ my princess I'll be kissing
I've got the curiosity of Indy Jones
Got the mind set of an Imperial Drone
If you cross me I wont think twice
Like a mother fucking Sarlacc I'll eat you alive.
I've got my life clocked in hourly plays
I played Skyrim for eleven straight days
And when I'm with my crew there's always hell to pay
We'll be cruising in our warthogs tossing sticky grenades.
I'm a nerd son. tested. tried and true.
If you cut me I'd probably bleed bejewels
My lives are infinite, all filled with thrills
I'm never broke bitch~ it's all about the Gil.


I've got a nerdy feeling, down in my less than three
3.5 is my birthright, a 20 sided destiny
You've got me rolling will saves baby
I rolled 1..2...3
My heart is my burden.
The cake's a lie you see
The cake's a lie you see
This cake's a fallacy
We are a fallacy...

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released September 16, 2014

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